Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

Join @TaprootWizards and learn spells so cool, even Gandalf will be updating his resume. Who needs a staff when you've got a mouse and keyboard?
Connect with wizards who can summon job offers faster than you can say "Accio Employment!" Your resume won't just sparkle; it'll radiate unicorn glitter.
@TaprootWizards camaraderie is so strong, we've turned the Hogwarts ghosts green with envy.
Grow with @TaprootWizards faster than a Pygmy Puff on a sugar rush.
Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous bursts of wizardly wisdom and a sudden fondness for pointy hats.

Remember, laughter is the best potion! Enjoy your magical journey with @TaprootWizards!

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@CyTracker
P.S. Please stop eating cats